Another weekend with chums loomed but this time up in Wakefield with his best man, Tom, his lovely wife, Lucy, and their little girl, Emily.
A frankly appalling amount of rugby was watched starting on Friday night with the Frogs stuffing the Bogtrotters, followed by two games of domestic New Zealand rugby Saturday morning (Hawke's Bay v. Waikato and North Harbour v. Bay of Plenty), followed by England v. Samoa, South Africa v. Tonga (great match from the Tongans) and Argentina v. Namibia. Oh and to top all that Wigan v. Hull in the Rugby League as well.
In amongst this sporting frenzy he managed to watch most of the Twenty20 cricket and catch a shocking cold from the devilish Emily.
As usual a splendid weekend with chums and even better he was so ill he had to skivve off Monday from work.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Green and Pleasant Land
After the debacle of the rugby (passim) he set off to spend the weekend with his splendid friends Rob and Helen and the Pofydd entity (along with Pop the dog) at Rob and Helen's place in Beaconsfield, South Buckinghamshire (it is important to add that detail apparently, well Rob always used to at university).
A long tramp in the country early Saturday to pick blackberries followed by the boys flopped in front of the TV watching the Wales Australia match (our analysis was good performance from the taffs, shame about Thomas G's efforts at getting over-physical backfiring, with a lot of luck could have won it) and then enjoying some splendid wine, food (including blackberry crumble) and the usual badinage.
Sunday was more of the same; walking in the countryside (save with pigs on this occasion).
The usual splendid weekend with chums in other words.
A long tramp in the country early Saturday to pick blackberries followed by the boys flopped in front of the TV watching the Wales Australia match (our analysis was good performance from the taffs, shame about Thomas G's efforts at getting over-physical backfiring, with a lot of luck could have won it) and then enjoying some splendid wine, food (including blackberry crumble) and the usual badinage.
Sunday was more of the same; walking in the countryside (save with pigs on this occasion).
The usual splendid weekend with chums in other words.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Rugby was the winner
His firm very generously hired a function room and laid on food and drink to enable the staff to sit back and relax and watch the first big match of the Rugby World Cup - England -v- South Africa.
Now your correspondent maintains a neutral pose in all matters and is merely concerned to see that rugby is the winner but having listened into Mike Catt's pre-match interview ("so, mike do you think you can win it?"..."er,... well i suppose anything is possible in international rugby") we at Bogun Towers were somewhat concerned about England's prospects and as it turned out rightly so. Indeed the only thing that England's supporters could be glad about was that their pre-match concerns about whether they had a good enough kicker were not proved good (mind you that was only because England did not have a kick at goal).
It seems the only people to enjoy the evening were the four Welshmen (our subject included) who declared themselves delighted to see rugby coming out the winner.
Now your correspondent maintains a neutral pose in all matters and is merely concerned to see that rugby is the winner but having listened into Mike Catt's pre-match interview ("so, mike do you think you can win it?"..."er,... well i suppose anything is possible in international rugby") we at Bogun Towers were somewhat concerned about England's prospects and as it turned out rightly so. Indeed the only thing that England's supporters could be glad about was that their pre-match concerns about whether they had a good enough kicker were not proved good (mind you that was only because England did not have a kick at goal).
It seems the only people to enjoy the evening were the four Welshmen (our subject included) who declared themselves delighted to see rugby coming out the winner.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Gone climbing
Having fished out the river local to his sister's (passim) he has had to find alternative entertainment for his nieces. Encouraging them to climb trees appears to be the current favourite.
The utter panic when they get stuck and he realises they have got too high for him to reach is a real treat to behold.
Mind you it appear to have inspired a general desire to greater heights for Phoebe who has taken to wearing heels already.
The utter panic when they get stuck and he realises they have got too high for him to reach is a real treat to behold.
Mind you it appear to have inspired a general desire to greater heights for Phoebe who has taken to wearing heels already.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
End of Season Dinner - the invite
Squad
Firstly, can I thank each and every one of you for a stirling effort this season. Everyone, at some point, made a valuable contribution and it has been great to have played with you in 2007.
Moving on, it is of course with a heavy heart that I now write to you to note that the end of the season has now reached us. Sadly, until next summer, no more thrashings will be handed out by the mighty CW First XI (at least on the cricket field).
The good news is that we will be recognising a fantastic season of cricket, which saw CW achieve a 11:4 win/loss ratio, by hosting the annual Clarke Willmott Cricket Dinner, to be held on the 25th of October 2007 at Aqua Restaurant (located on Welshback). Our host, and well-known ringer, Ben Smithson, is piecing together a 17-course feast, complete with finest champagne, grand crus burgundies and the most ancient and rarest of ports (together with thigh-rolled Cubans), all I believe for under the princely sum of £20*.
The night will be a long one, as we look back on the season that was and try to work out who will take the coveted series of awards, including the well known "Gobby Tw*t" award. Nominations for this, and all other awards, are welcomed and should be forwarded to the Selection Committee, who will then give all nominations due consideration*.
Can I ask that you each respond to me with an answer as to whether you will be coming to the said dinner or not. Please note that a) I only accept "yes" or "no" (although not that "no" will not be accepted), b) the Excuses Policy will be in full force (you know who you are) and c) you should commence preparation and submission of suitable planning applications forthwith to your respective Enjoyment Prevention Officer in order to obtain clearance for the night. EPOs are of course also welcome on the night*.
Lastly, I note that special guest Don Bradman, pictured below, will be giving a special presentation speech on the night, a rare feat of negotiation by your ever-diligent VoF*.
Any queries, please call. Otherwise, I very much look forward to enjoying the night with you all. Please forward this email to any ringers I have inadvertently missed out.
Best wishes
James Earl
Viscount of Fixtures
*Certain elements of this email may be complete bullsh*t
Firstly, can I thank each and every one of you for a stirling effort this season. Everyone, at some point, made a valuable contribution and it has been great to have played with you in 2007.
Moving on, it is of course with a heavy heart that I now write to you to note that the end of the season has now reached us. Sadly, until next summer, no more thrashings will be handed out by the mighty CW First XI (at least on the cricket field).
The good news is that we will be recognising a fantastic season of cricket, which saw CW achieve a 11:4 win/loss ratio, by hosting the annual Clarke Willmott Cricket Dinner, to be held on the 25th of October 2007 at Aqua Restaurant (located on Welshback). Our host, and well-known ringer, Ben Smithson, is piecing together a 17-course feast, complete with finest champagne, grand crus burgundies and the most ancient and rarest of ports (together with thigh-rolled Cubans), all I believe for under the princely sum of £20*.
The night will be a long one, as we look back on the season that was and try to work out who will take the coveted series of awards, including the well known "Gobby Tw*t" award. Nominations for this, and all other awards, are welcomed and should be forwarded to the Selection Committee, who will then give all nominations due consideration*.
Can I ask that you each respond to me with an answer as to whether you will be coming to the said dinner or not. Please note that a) I only accept "yes" or "no" (although not that "no" will not be accepted), b) the Excuses Policy will be in full force (you know who you are) and c) you should commence preparation and submission of suitable planning applications forthwith to your respective Enjoyment Prevention Officer in order to obtain clearance for the night. EPOs are of course also welcome on the night*.
Lastly, I note that special guest Don Bradman, pictured below, will be giving a special presentation speech on the night, a rare feat of negotiation by your ever-diligent VoF*.
Any queries, please call. Otherwise, I very much look forward to enjoying the night with you all. Please forward this email to any ringers I have inadvertently missed out.
Best wishes
James Earl
Viscount of Fixtures
*Certain elements of this email may be complete bullsh*t
Cricket - the final
Saffery Champness
Well it had to come to this but finally the season finale arrived. The last chance to wear the whites, to hear the crisp knock of leather on willow, to marvel at the beauty of a cover drive and, more importantly, get a game in and the all important invite to the end of season dinner.
A glorious late summer’s day set the tone and Thomas got matters off to an excellent start by winning the toss and electing to get runs on the board before it got dark.
Williams and Ringer A again opened the batting and did their best to see off their quick bowler, Williams fingers doing most of that. Williams perished (as one often does) seeking to smash the other bowler through point but sending a catch to deep gully. Ringer B and Ringer A kept the score ticking along reasonably well but both were bowled and the score was a mere 49 after 10 overs (it was a 16 over match).
Halden and Bryan, on debut, sought to quicken things up and Wright (after Halden fell) sought to do the same but Bryan clearly keen to cement his future with the firm on only his second day set about plundering the bowling with gay abandon retiring on 28. Ringer C got a few quick ones and Burton played out the last over to preserve his average, for shame.
A score of 103 for 5 from 16 overs was not bad although perhaps a touch under par but without overs 13 and 14 going for 30 runs it would have been a whole lot worse.
Seeking to emulate Earl’s tactics (i.e. get some of the rubbish bowling out of the way) from the last match Ringer B opened the bowling with Burton. It didn’t work so well this week with Ringer B getting some fearful tap and conceding 20 runs in 2 overs. Burton however was doing his business brilliantly at the other end with a wicket in his first over and a double wicket maiden for his second.
Ringers A and C took over the bowling and kept up the barrage of parsimony. Ringer A taking a wicket in his first over and conceding very few runs and Ringer C bowling a maiden before claiming the wicket of clearly their best batsman.
Meanwhile behind the stumps Williams was doing his usual whipping off the bails and appealing and showing his disgust when the decisions went against him.
Thomas brought himself on to bowl with the score 33 for 4 after 8 overs. He got some fearful tap and slowly the score crept up towards the target, 45 from 10, 69 from 12, 84 from 14.
Fortunately the wickets were still tumbling with Ringer B holding a screamer of a catch at mid-off from the bowling of Thomas. Halden was given an over and, being charitable, helped to make a game of it and with 20 needed from the last 2 overs the surprising decision was made to give Ringer B another bowl but he repaid the faith shown in him and with Williams finally getting a decision go his way and with a second wicket coming in the over 13 were needed from the last over.
Burton was entrusted with the task. The first 3 balls went for 2 runs, much relief, the next ball should have gone for 1 but was badly misfielded (Simmons) and went for 4, hearts in mouths, the next ball was hit into the long grass and they ran for 3 but Ringer B and Williams combined to run their last man out. So with one ball remaining 4 was needed for the tie and out strode their one retired batsman. Burton bowled a jaffa fizzing past the edge, Williams took it cleanly and the game was won. Brilliant stuff.
Yet another victory and another fine game played in excellent spirit. Man of the match this week is straightforward: for his quickfire runs on debut Bryan.
The sad end of a long and very enjoyable season, certainly one of the best seasons in some time and thoroughly enjoyed by your correspondent. The next date for your diaries is the end of season dinner on 25th October.
Well it had to come to this but finally the season finale arrived. The last chance to wear the whites, to hear the crisp knock of leather on willow, to marvel at the beauty of a cover drive and, more importantly, get a game in and the all important invite to the end of season dinner.
A glorious late summer’s day set the tone and Thomas got matters off to an excellent start by winning the toss and electing to get runs on the board before it got dark.
Williams and Ringer A again opened the batting and did their best to see off their quick bowler, Williams fingers doing most of that. Williams perished (as one often does) seeking to smash the other bowler through point but sending a catch to deep gully. Ringer B and Ringer A kept the score ticking along reasonably well but both were bowled and the score was a mere 49 after 10 overs (it was a 16 over match).
Halden and Bryan, on debut, sought to quicken things up and Wright (after Halden fell) sought to do the same but Bryan clearly keen to cement his future with the firm on only his second day set about plundering the bowling with gay abandon retiring on 28. Ringer C got a few quick ones and Burton played out the last over to preserve his average, for shame.
A score of 103 for 5 from 16 overs was not bad although perhaps a touch under par but without overs 13 and 14 going for 30 runs it would have been a whole lot worse.
Seeking to emulate Earl’s tactics (i.e. get some of the rubbish bowling out of the way) from the last match Ringer B opened the bowling with Burton. It didn’t work so well this week with Ringer B getting some fearful tap and conceding 20 runs in 2 overs. Burton however was doing his business brilliantly at the other end with a wicket in his first over and a double wicket maiden for his second.
Ringers A and C took over the bowling and kept up the barrage of parsimony. Ringer A taking a wicket in his first over and conceding very few runs and Ringer C bowling a maiden before claiming the wicket of clearly their best batsman.
Meanwhile behind the stumps Williams was doing his usual whipping off the bails and appealing and showing his disgust when the decisions went against him.
Thomas brought himself on to bowl with the score 33 for 4 after 8 overs. He got some fearful tap and slowly the score crept up towards the target, 45 from 10, 69 from 12, 84 from 14.
Fortunately the wickets were still tumbling with Ringer B holding a screamer of a catch at mid-off from the bowling of Thomas. Halden was given an over and, being charitable, helped to make a game of it and with 20 needed from the last 2 overs the surprising decision was made to give Ringer B another bowl but he repaid the faith shown in him and with Williams finally getting a decision go his way and with a second wicket coming in the over 13 were needed from the last over.
Burton was entrusted with the task. The first 3 balls went for 2 runs, much relief, the next ball should have gone for 1 but was badly misfielded (Simmons) and went for 4, hearts in mouths, the next ball was hit into the long grass and they ran for 3 but Ringer B and Williams combined to run their last man out. So with one ball remaining 4 was needed for the tie and out strode their one retired batsman. Burton bowled a jaffa fizzing past the edge, Williams took it cleanly and the game was won. Brilliant stuff.
Yet another victory and another fine game played in excellent spirit. Man of the match this week is straightforward: for his quickfire runs on debut Bryan.
The sad end of a long and very enjoyable season, certainly one of the best seasons in some time and thoroughly enjoyed by your correspondent. The next date for your diaries is the end of season dinner on 25th October.
Monday, September 03, 2007
Gone fishing
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