Sleazy Jet

Well we are glad to report that our hero has decided to head off on his travels again and has made his way to the French Alps with Gay George (Not Actually Gay).

They have made their way with everyone's favourite airline - Easy Jet - who have as usual outperformed themselves by managing to lose your correspondent's notepad and pencils much to the editorial team's amusement. Much less to the general amusement of our hero and Gay George (Not Actually Gay) they managed to lose their skis and snowboard as well.



Fortunately no harm done as they have arrived in resort to find no snow anyway.