Cut and Shut

Well we are delighted to report that he survived the butchery of the surgeons.



He, of course, greatly amused the nursing staff with his constant wise-cracks, we are sure they have never heard "pardon me, what was that?" in response to "so do you have any hearing problems?".

So exasperated were they that they persuaded the surgeon to bump him up the list so they could get rid of him that night. Following surgery he was cracking the gags in recovery and unsurprisingly they he was in and out very sharpish.

This morning after a fine night's sleep he is kicking back and chilling out watching the cricket and cooking pigeons.