Devils in nappies - part 1

His indolent sister and equally idle husband decided to slope off this weekend to Bruges and leave their kids with the Mother (we accept this may not be the fairest description of a couple who have not had a break together and alone for well over 5 years).

Realising that she would need assistance with the brood from hell she begged our subject and the long suffering, yet still lovely, Dennis to come down for the weekend and help out. Despite his best endeavours he was unable to arrange anything else to do or muster up any excuse and so ended up travelling down to assist.

A quick trip to the school fete got matters off to an impressive start (almost as impressive as his failure to burst a balloon with a dart therefore leaving Phoebe without a present). Phoebe and Thea decided to disguise themselves to maximise their naughtiness potential.

That said the evidence would suggest that they are actually very lovely kids (although apparently being brought up in the Victorian era).