Saturday, November 15, 2008

What a lemon

The car is broken again. This time the windscreen wipers broke on the M5, in a storm. Certainly an interesting way to drive.

As a result a weekend with the saucepen lids had to be cancelled and replaced with a very dull weekend at home. Fortunately the car is booked in to be repaired on Monday so he should be mobile again for next weekend when a night out on the tiles with Gay George (Not Actually Gay) is on the cards.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I simply pointed out that a few more debauched stories might be nice.

I was not intending to encourage him to kill himself by unleashing a sustained alcoholic cannonade on his already shrivelled and puny liver lobes.

Perhaps a bit of romance might spice things up for the readers whilst not endangering our hero's health.