Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Australia - The prologue

After a few weeks well deserved break your very hard working correspondent is being despatched by the editorial team to cover the latest visit to Australia by our subject. This trip features Naughty Nigel, Glenn, Dogs and Boris.

Matters have started well as he confidently declaimed to Nigel a few days ago, "don't be silly Nigel of course one does need a visa for Australia it is one of the colonies."

Imagine his joy at being corrected at check-in (by the splendidly named Suzicassandra). A few telephone calls to Australia and the greasing of some palms fortunately had matters resolved. Nigel's mood at being informed this happy news as he sat on the Heathrow Express can only be guessed at.

Nigel, shocking flying snob that he is, is truely appalled at the idea of travelling in the back of the plane, "do they even have movies back there?" being his latest outburst.

Next stop Bangkok.

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