Chapter 57 - Darkness descends

As many of our readers will know white water rafting is not totally risk free. It becomes about as safe as playing tig with a tiger if done in the dark. When done in the dark by someone having to choose between blindness or pitch blackness (behind his shades) it becomes about as safe as Russian Roulette, with a semi-automatic.

Of course that didn't stop him and so last night he went and shot the rapids in the pitch black. Fortunately he was too drunk to be scared.