The first night was spent at Cheeky Monkeys with the sole aim of getting Thunder drunk as a lord. Mission accomplised as he has not been since since.
This Cheeky Monkeys place is a "party pub" which essentially means that they hand out prizes for completing barely pre-pubescent tasks and challenges. Of course our hero, being far and away the oldest person in there (possibly ever) threw himself into this nonsense with a rare gusto.
One task involved delivering a girl's bra to the MC. He cooly turned to the girl next to him (18 year old public school girl (Uppingham)) held out his had and demanded "Lydia, bra, please". She duly complied and he won and in truely chivalric fashion gave her the prize (a day trip to Nimbin).
However that was not the end of his chivalric activities for the night as the MC locked the poor girl's bra in the DJ booth much to her dismay. Fortunately Hoots and our hero deployed cunning and guile to launch a devastating commando raid on the booth to rescue said item and earn the maiden's eternal gratitude.
On the second night they managed to locate a Ruby Murray (very average) before returning to Cheeky Monkeys for a wet T-shirt competion. We despair.
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