Fairy Godfather

His sister seems to think that on the basis that he could be bothered to come and see Evie relatively quickly after her birth (when in fact he has just learnt his lesson after getting in a world of trouble for failing to come and see the last one quickly enough) that he must be specially keen on her and therefore ideal godfather material. Clearly she hasn't been reading any of this.

On the basis that he is allowed to mumble at appropriate moments in the service he has agreed. The poor girl is going to grow up very confused.

In preparation for the role he has started stuffing cotton wool in his mouth and chopping the heads off horses.



Meanwhile he finally broke his "no drinking in Bristol rule". On Tuesday night he decided to get battered with the lovely Dennis and Becky. Suffice to record he did (and so did they). He eventually staggered to bed at 0430.



He was not an overly happy camper when Dennis woke him up at 0840 to remind him that he needed to get to work.

Having promised never to break his "no drinking in Bristol rule" again he disappeared off to Swansea on Thursday night to catch up with his very lovely friend Helen and after a splendid evening (on the soda water) he decided to try and get back to Bristol in under an hour. He would have made it had it not been for those pesky roadworks (and the torrential rain).

Apparently there was a fantastic thunderstorm that night in Bristol. Indeed it seemed to be the sole topic of conversation around the watercooler on Friday (a sad lot these Bristolians). He couldn't participate as he somehow managed to sleep through it.

Last night was a "Big Brother" eviction night party at Helen and Becky's place. As he was not the most avid watcher of the programme he spent most of the evening saying, "so who is that" etc. We are sure that didn't irritate them at all.

Dennis was not there as she has gone to the V festival this weekend. She has taken his car to get there and woke him up this morning to find out what his registration number. Obviously this piqued his interest she sated it by confirming that she had lost his car in the giant car-park. Genius.