Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Chapter 52 - Where did you get that Hat?

Bangkok airport is where. He is now sporting, at a suitably jaunty angle, a wide brimmed straw hat.

To paint the full picture may turn the stomach of our gentler readers who may wish to skip on a chapter as journalistic obligation forces us to record the ragtag appearance of this once finely dressed young man.

Starting from the bottom:-

Heavily soiled Jesus Creepers
His green "My Little Unicorn" trousers, rolled up to the knee
A blue, purple and white check shirt (usually worn to work on a Friday), heavily soiled with flourescent paint
The Colours wrapped around his wrist
A red beard
The hat

Heavens what a combo.

In other news, they made it to Oz (despite some sideways glances at his clean-shaven passport photo), his i-pod is fixed and he has a new phone which is about as much use as a chocolate tea-pot. If you know his email address please email him your phone numbers.

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