Our adventurers appear to have discovered a bizarre cloning experiment in Chiang Mai. It would appear that all the local serving girls (behind the bars and doling out the massages) are all exactly the same.
They are universally 5 feet tall, long dark hair in a pony tail, cute in a non-sexual way (this must be so, even Hoots was not attracted) and they speak in a strange chiruppy way most unlike the other Thais.
You don't see them on the streets just working serving the Changs and they could not be spotted in Bangkok.
Their weird speech is particularly off-putting when they are chatting away to each other whilst giving you a Thai massage and occasionally giggling. Having an imp massage your inner thigh whilst laughing is not an enjoyable experience.
Hoots plans to start importing them to the UK, he is going to call it IMPorting (geddit?).
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